At last! England can finally celebrate some success at getting under the skin of the Aussies!

But perhaps not in the way Fletch's troops had anticipated. Freddie Flintoff & Co were hoping to throw a bucket of cold water over their hosts' Australia Day jollities with a win in the day-night clash at Adelaide.

And they did so! England were so dire that, despairing of any worthwhile contest, the normally buoyant Aussies left the ground in disgust in their droves long before their opponents' humiliation was complete and before they even needed to turn on the floodlights!

Huzzah and hoorah! If we can't wipe away Aussie smirks with our talent, we'll do it with our total ineptitude! Well done, lads!